ok.was just counselled by daniel.he was like talking bout my msn nick lah and told me some stuff about turning on the 'light switch'.and i told him that my problem was that i couldnt FIND the light switch.and he told me to 'eat carrots to improve my nightvision'.like..ok.weird metaphors but i get it lah.mm hmm.

haha raine i wanna complain bout ur story.(ps did ya notice that raine and plain rhymes?sorry.)

first of all,i would never say something as corny as 'shake that thang'.i wouldnt be high on caffeine like all u other people.i would be quietly sitting in the cirner and having an intellectual conversation with bella.yup.that's me.*COUGH*
and how come chipmunk got the louder applause?hmph.anyone can see that ostrich is so much the cuter =)
and i wanna cont' the story.-ahem-

**WARNING:dont read if ya allergic to weirdness,thankyoo!**
ok after chipmunk ostrich me and raine left the pub,which btw was HA--Y's,i had to leave cos i didnt wanna be in the story anymore.lol.so lorraine was left alone with 2 crazy and high toots.ok ok i feel sorry for her so i shall come back.*audience cheers* bhb lah.anyway,pastor jeremy suddenly entered the scene playing his guitar.
-all the girls faint-
(except for me and raine,cos we're faithful.)
pastor jeremy:*in redneck voice*heyy watchall doing hur when thar's the planetshakers thing going on?
and we were suddenly reminded that there was the planetshakers tonight.and we rushed over there,and they had already started playing.
and since ostrich and chipmunk had already drank about 20 cans of coke on the way there,they were totally hyper and started swinging their shirts around and shouting out the song lyrics all wrongly.
then suddenly *horror music starts playing* the "CHIOBU" appears!
she's wearing purple mascara and metallic grey eyeshadow.her hair is as usual.she's wearing a pink halter and a green miniskirt with apples on it.all her fats are bulging out,it is SO disturbing.*parents cover their children's eyes*
and as she walks thru the crowd she shakes her butt and asks guys if they want her number in her -cough- seductive voice.(guys:look at her weirdly and shuffle away)
then she shakes her butt all the way over to where chipmunk and ostrich are standing (cos they're sober again.)
chipmunk:wah seh my boxers DAMN NICE SIA.*looks around*anyone wanna see?huh?huh?
ostrich:*moves away from him*
"CHIOBU":heyyyy cuties *twirls hair and gives demure smile* wanna dance?
chipmunk:errr no thanks.
ostrich:*stares at her with mouth open*
"CHIOBU":*sticks her you-know-what's out*pwwease gor?ii iish juxx a simpple gerr lookiing ferr trru lorve worhhx =( *pulls at chipmunk's shirtsleeve*

and chipmunk says..er...hmm.MINDBLOCK!i'll let raine cont' this lah.if ya want to.

hurh hurh.planetshakers TONIGHT!