My Conversations With A Dolphin

calcium:hey.

me:whats up.

calcium:so..what r u doing?besides talking to a stuffed dolphin and blogging psychotically early in the morning?

me:erm..listening to greenday.and laughing away.

calcium:is it that funny...

me:YAR!!!the lyrics are sooo cute.see:
'when masturbation's lost its fun
you're fucking breaking.'

oh my god i love them.haha.

calcium:O_O

me:WHAT?!

calcium:nothing.just that u haf like THE DIRTIEST MIND IN EXISTENCE.*mutters*dun believe that i sleep in the same bed as you...

me:hey tt's an honour ok!!

calcium:whatEVER.

me:stupid retarded pink dolphin.

calcium:excuse-

me:ANYWAY,lemme tell u what i did ysterday.besides hating tt person.uh huh.i went to suntec-

calcium:yar,and she didnt buy me anything.

me:whatever.and i realised that tower records SHRUNK.my mother says its like going kaput or something.how the hell am i supposed to work there when i grow up if it closes???NO!!!i wanna wear tt cool shirt man!!the one tt says:no music,no life....*sobs*

calcium:*passes me a tissue*ah..yar..continue continue...

me:um.yup.guess i'll just haf to work at hmv instead.ok,anyway i bought 3 cds and nw im fucking broke!great huh?

calcium:yeah..great..dot.

me:yup.and today im gonna cut my hair.mushroom-ness,here i come.

calcium:y dont u just tell him not to cut it so short??

me:i DO,but i swear he enjoys making me look like an asshole.just ignores me.

calcium:y dont u just shave ur whole head?being hairless rawks.

me:????!!!erm.dot.ok..

calcium:so what r u doing tmr?

me:supposed to go bugis, but SOMEONE right,cant make up her mind abt whether she wants to go or not.(stupid boho girl!)

calcium:oh,well me.im just gonna lie on ur bed until u come inside and start throwing me in the air for no reason.i wish u wouldnt do that.makes me feel like puking out all my stuffing...

me:ew.gross.

calcium:can we go watch tv nooooow....

me:fine.bye!