My Conversations With A Dolphin
calcium:hey.
me:whats up.
calcium:so..what r u doing?besides talking to a stuffed dolphin and blogging psychotically early in the morning?
me:erm..listening to greenday.and laughing away.
calcium:is it that funny...
me:YAR!!!the lyrics are sooo cute.see:
'when masturbation's lost its fun
you're fucking breaking.'
oh my god i love them.haha.
calcium:O_O
me:WHAT?!
calcium:nothing.just that u haf like THE DIRTIEST MIND IN EXISTENCE.*mutters*dun
believe that i sleep in the same bed as you...
me:hey tt's an honour ok!!
calcium:whatEVER.
me:stupid retarded pink dolphin.
calcium:excuse-
me:ANYWAY,lemme tell u what i did ysterday.besides hating tt person.uh huh.i went to suntec-
calcium:yar,and she didnt buy me anything.
me:whatever.and i realised that tower records SHRUNK.my mother says its like going kaput or something.how the hell am i supposed to work there when i grow up if it closes???NO!!!i wanna wear tt cool shirt man!!the one tt says:no music,no life....*sobs*
calcium:*passes me a tissue*ah..yar..continue continue...
me:um.yup.guess i'll just haf to work at hmv instead.ok,anyway i bought 3 cds and nw im fucking
broke!great huh?
calcium:yeah..great..dot.
me:yup.and today im gonna cut my hair.mushroom-ness,here i come.
calcium:y dont u just tell him not to cut it so short??
me:i DO,but i swear he enjoys making me look like an asshole.just ignores me.
calcium:y dont u just shave ur whole head?being hairless rawks.
me:????!!!erm.dot.ok..
calcium:so what r u doing tmr?
me:supposed to go bugis, but SOMEONE right,cant make up her mind abt whether she wants to go or not.(stupid boho girl!)
calcium:oh,well me.im just gonna lie on ur bed until u come inside and start throwing me in the air for no reason.i wish u wouldnt do that.makes me feel like puking out all my stuffing...
me:ew.
gross.
calcium:can we go watch tv nooooow....
me:fine.bye!