ok.first things first.maurice is not maurice.its MORITZ.*snorts*

yup.someone tell clare tt.so anyway just now donna called me at abt 5..and told me tt she was rollerblading to my house now..(weirdo..)..so anyway when she got here we went to ring sophie's doorbell and yadda yadda yadda we all went rollerblading.and then donna got de idea to go to east coast or sumthin.so we like blading there...and we got to a traffic junction lah..and we were just waiting for de light to turn green(as a submarine..)when suddenly donna started going onto the road while the light was red.SHE ALMOST DIED OK.cars were like honking at her and one missed her by like 1 cm.god noes why she even went on the road in the first place*shakes head*anyway the incident din even seem to bother her at all but me and soph were like extremely freaked out and decided to go back home.and then we played badminton and watched mtv and talked until 8,and tts the story of my life today,COOL HUH??

and tmr gg out with ws.FINALLY!YAYYYYY.

[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
you know rite. in italy. their hot dogs inside got cheese wan.
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
*shrugs*
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
yummeh
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
haha
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
lol
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
eh really got cheesesticks..
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
s'nice!!
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
errr. ok.. cheesedale.. cheesedale..
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
tastes great with everything...
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
...MOO..
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
???
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
i also dunno why.
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
i noe
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
cos cows give milk and milk makes cheese
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
*nods head*
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
co0l.
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
oh damn im smart!
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
you can be the next mr HO.
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
god!!! you're so lucky
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
oh no wanshee ur already the next MRS ho
xin your eyes i lost my place could stay a whilex says:
lucky as if ar!
[cheese :: delight*] x; i wish i said the words i never showedd-. says:
haha.

hmm.lets see.what did i do today.read interview with the vampire.and tts abt it.*snoozes*

how could olinda lose to that fuck??i mean his singing is ok but HELLO,pronounciation??besides,not like his singing is even thaaat good and he's not as versatile as taufik.its all bcos of those damn groupies of his who dont even know anything abt him or even like his singing.they just vote for him cos his fucking SMILE.this sucks man.just hope tt taufik thrashes his ass.

*goes off muttering*

missed girl guides today.muhahaha.
sigh.school hols are so boring.boringboringboring.can we go out??PLEASE???
and wad do u all want for christmas huh?

ah fuck.
I JUST WIPED OUT MY TAGBOARD!!!

wheehehhee.im soo bored.BORED!

mum was sposed to go out with me.but she left the house abt 1 hour ago and now i haf no idea where she is.sheesh.she probably just went out and forgot all abt the 'with me'part.

argh...I WANT MY USED CD!!!!!URGHHHHHHH BUT I ONLY HAVE LIKE 5 BUCKS???!!BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

--in desperate need of therapy--

urgh.

--falls into coma--

the incredibles rocked.
rockedrockedrocked.

if anyone wants to go see it please call me cos i seriously dun mind watching it 2 or..3 more times.heh.

so anyway,tmr going to meet design commitee at 10.30,yadda yadda yadda.work on banner.wonder how they'll react to my hair huh?*sweatdrops*ah whatever.with sum luck they prob wont even notice.right?

oh.my.GOD.what have i done to my hair??oh fuck.im so dead.

argh!like.shit!mdm lee didnt allow us to change our cca.oh well.all i haf to do is struggle thru one more year of guides then i dun care already lah.pretty much all the sec 3 guides dun care abt it already lah.i love them.

and zen after tt me and ws went over to bugis to meet mc.and then abt 2? hours later lynette and fiona came.yup.took neoprints.trying to scan them in but apparently the scanner is on strike.WHATEVER.yah kay im like in a lazy mood now so.short entry.woop!

"But death is sure to kill all he can get And all is fish with him that comes to net. "
-anonymous.

waddefuck??david sedaris is gay and no one told me.sheesh.
ok so anyway ysterday went to sleepover at nicole's (a.k.a. lil ms self obsessed)house. and she had this like super disgusting book lor*making out in japanese*ah but its so educational.we learnt how to say "lick my nipples"in japanese.ok fine!shall shut up mmm hmmm.and then went to the 7-11 near her house.and tt's where we learnt sumthin.YOU CAN JUST WALK IN THERE AND BUY ALCOHOL AND NOBODY CARES!!!serious kay.cos me and nic were like buying vodka which has like the humongous VODKA word on it,yar?and the guy at the counter was like.dun even care.like helllo???its kinda like illegal for us to buy alcohol but apparently nobody cares...kewl!haha.and then went back to her house and watched dodgeball.which is like funny in a TOTALLY STUPID kinda way.yepp.and drank the vodka.tasted nice but so did not get drunk.pfft.and then today ahaha went to orchard..which was torturic.cos i only had like..$6??can u imagine going shopping with only $6 when there's like soo many cds to buy??(for me lah.)not to mention bags..books(LFV 4 is out!argh!)..clothes...shoes(con..verse..*sobs*)...and even bras kay!serious.cos there was this like very very nice checked pink one..ok.shut.up.h'ok.whee hee.but me seriously needs alotta cds.like.10.ARGH!!

anyway went to orchard cineplex to watch a movie with malcolm and his friend.wanted to watch doll master but the only seats left were the totally crap front seat ones.so watched the forgotten instead.OHMYGOD.if u wanted to watch it...dont.it sucks.really and truly.shall i expose the twist here?ok.if ur seriously still gonna watch just dont read this:

--------------WARNING!PLOT TWIST REVEALED!!!---------------------------------------------
they are actually the test subjects of aliens.yes.aliens.the aliens are like performing this test to see if these ppl wud like rmb their kids or not.blahby blahby blah.ok yar well anyway its extremely boring and the only nice thing abt it is julianne moore's hair which is like sooo nice and swishy..*drools*kay.
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and guess what?we bought more alcohol.frm cheers.and once again,no one asked us for like id or anything.singapore law enforcement is pathetic.and then went over to the heeren..HMV was torture to the max.(libertines..alkaline trio..the used!!..sigh.)

blabs blabs blabs.then went home.urm well nic0le's home anyway.(yar like whatever elise does it even matter??!)and drank the alcohol thingy.and OMG guess what.dis time i finally got drunk.i think.its like i couldnt walk properly.and was talking in a slurred voice.omg.felt so damn sick.yeesh.but s'yummy!!haha.ok yarrrr tts like it..oh wait!forgot to say sumthin weird.we saw haizad at topshop.you noe?tt EXTREMELY cute guy hu got kicked out frm s'pore idol.rmb?he was like with his gf and kissing on the escalator.nic was like running up to him and trying to talk to him but in the end she didnt lah.haha.ohkay yesh tts abt it.tmr going to school first with wanshee then after tt going to bugis with her,mc and von to take neoprints!whoo!dunno if lynette is comin.hmm hmm.she better.

"I have other fish to fry."
- Cervantes (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra)

aaaaaaaaaaaaargh.are me and ws cursed or sumthin??today went to see mdm lee for like the third time and she was in a meeting AGAIN.(so we ended up going to bugis.heh.)and we had liek..LIEK...$12 between us?and ya see tt's enuf to take neoprints right...BUT!tt wanshee just HAD to eat.had to.sheesh.like hu wud rather eat than take neoprints right??like i said before,sheesh.

bleckys.


"Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond; But is there anything Beyond?"
-Rupert Brooke.

wah lau!just typed out a post and now blogger wont publish.ok.so now i haf to REWRITE THE WHOLE DAMN THING I HOPE UR HAPPY U SADISTIC WEBSITE!!ahem.so here goes.

falala!(haha lorraine im stealing ur word and there's nothin u can do abt it)guess what i doing now.huh?huh?im skipping girl guides!woop!ws also nt going.cos she has to go to a funeral*moment of silence please*but me?i have no fishstickin' reason not to go just tt i din feel like it.yay.

and guess what?cointreau doesnt make u drunk.nope.cos last night i suddenly has this weird urge to get drunk(influenced by her yes)so i was like begging my mother to let me try SOMETHIN and so in the end she poured a ~little~ liquor for me to drink.MY GOD IT WAS DISGUSTING!!!next tyme shall try beer instead.s'nicer.and she SAID it wud make me drunk but guess what?it didnt!wah lau.I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!!!!but i felt my stomach burning.kewl.serious!it was like it was on fire or sumthin owowow.

i bought interview with the vampire.it rocks!ANNE.RICE.ROCKS.period.OH SHIT!period makes me think of the kotex ad which makes me think of her.argh.nvm.i LURVE to think abt her.oh yesh.bridget jones rocks as well woohoo!

one more thing.i got a webcam so if u haf plssss talk to me on msn we can have a video convo aint that great??lalala.fishsticks.bye!

heylo.woke up super early today for like no reason?yup.argh.my tagboard is givin me a headache!decided to change to doodle-board yeeeah :p

oh man.just saw the neoprints on raine's blog.shit im retarded in all of them.
-_-"

oh yay!its a freakin miracle!she updated for 2 days consecutively..OOOH...

oh my god...ysterday was truly the most retarded day of my life..but i can only tell u abt it later.now im going to school wif wanshee..see mdm lee(rhymes!!)and try n change our cca.ha.wish us luck.be back soon.(unless my bro is using the com when i get back in which case no hope liao..the com is gone for the rest of the day..sigh..)

***2nd entry of the day***
ello..just came back from school.yup.today was..erm..weird!tho nt as bad as ysterday,without a doubt.ok.cos me and ws wanted to go c mdm lee abt changing our cca rite,so we went to school at abt 11.30.but she was in a meeting until 1,so we decided to go to parkway..woo!yup.
and walked arnd for a while...looking for *ahem*.then went to mos for lunch.*clears throat*WS ATE A FISH BURGER!!!sadist.tsk tsk.wanshee!repeat after me.fish are friends,not food.now just keep on repeating it!!yay.and then went bck to school..and sumthin retarded happened!!yar im too lazy to type..ask ws to update..lol.

okok!!now fer ysterday.whew.ysterday was a day of retardecies.i felt like a character in one of those books where bizarre things always happen to people!gosh.and its all cos of..GUIDES.of course.okok u noe wad happened??cos for guides we had to bring this so called formal wear right(i brought a long sleeve black top and a khaki skirt..plus flats!)..we all thot tt we din haf to wear it or anything.but den mdm lenny told us tt we were gonna haf this fashion show thing!!and we all had to model our outfit one by one in front of the seniors.so lame.well anyway i wouldnt mind if it was ONLY the seniors lah,but guess hu else was there?s------ and f-------.OMG-G-G-G.its like there was this huge crowd of ppl watching us or sumthin.everybody just dropped what they were doing and came to stare at us.retarded.
ok..so i was modelling formal wear in front of mdm lenny,20 guides seniors,my crush's gf,the school's most infamous butch,and the small grp of random kaypohs watching.it was like a scene from one of my most weirded out dreams ok!no.actually it was like a NIGHTMARE.
so anyway when it was my turn i just went out there,did this retarded pose and ran to e other side.GOSH.so yup.S and F totally noe tt im a freak now.*cheers*
it gets worse tho.after tt we had to change back to guides u...so we ran back to the toilet where we had left our bags..and u noe there's one table near the toilet right..guess hu shud be sitting there but J???!!argh.im lazy to cont.serious.ok lemme do a summary instead..
*J saw me in my guides u.!sheesh!
*i dunno if she was looking at me nort..sigh..
*she looks even cuter than before..is tt even possible??iLh.

kays i noe i suck cos im lazy to type out e whole story but whatever.buai!

oh shuuuuuuuuuucks!!how de heck am i supposed to write a 3 min long speech??ON HOW STRESS IS GOOD FOR U??

oh man.im dead.

IDIOT!!IDIOT!!WHY DOES EVERYONE HAF AN IPOD??EVEN COLIN!!!ARRRRGH.

ok just had to get tt off my chest first.

ahhh SHUCKS.my father is back.and now my mother's gonna tell him my horrendous results and he's gonna go patooie!!(whatever that means)oh shit.telling now.wait for it..*covers ears*

sigh.kay they went up.my father says he doesnt want to hear the bad news.oh man i suck.i mean its like i get such crappy results and disappoint my parents and stuff(and its my mother's birthday,for PETE's sake..)and what the hell do i do?i go to tm.geez i SUCK!

(but hu can resist neoprints??)

arghs.drowning in guilt now.bye.

[coiln and elliot rock]